electromagneticpop

breaking up

Me: It's okay, you'll get over it soon, so stop crying.
Friend: You know nothing!
Me:
Friend: You didn't fall in love yet so don't tell me crap!
Me: What-
Friend: You never had a boyfriend yet so don't you dare-
Me: I'm in love with a person who doesn't even know I exist
Friend: St-
Me: Out of hundreds and thousands of people who admire him, I'm one of them.
Friend: Lis-
Me: I can only look at him from afar and if I want to see him I have to buy concert tickets or wait in the cold for a long time.
Me: Do you know what I have to get through in order to reach him, huh?
Friend:
Me: The language barrier, the culture and our geographic locations. Do you know how difficult it is?
Friend:
Me: So don't tell me I know nothing. My heart's already hurting as it is.

DAFUQ IS THIS SHIT?

6 stages of fangirling

discovery
“who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before”

research
“i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is he even real omg”

obsession
“i love him so much omg what you like him too no you can’t have him he’s mine no i must collect everything relevant to him i need it all he’s mine MINE”

plotting
“hello google can i have a recipe for the strongest love potion in the world thank you or can you just give me a list of ways to successfully seduce a man that’d be great”“

depression
“i hate you you’ve ruined my entire life why are you so perfect why don’t you know me why does everything suck omg my life is over and it’s all your fault”

acceptance
“i have accepted that i will never know you but i will continuously love you and i am okay with that”